Lady Gaga: who honestly knows what to think? Officially, she’s a singer and performer, but she also appears to relish in her role as a sort of professional talking point, a bizarre public figure who generates conversation by arriving at airports dressed in a leotard and outsize sunglasses, and by playing at Glastonbury from inside [...]
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Scientists at Newcastle University have created, for the first time, synthetic sperm from stem cells, in so doing achieving what buffoons have wanted for many years: to render men theoretically redundant. In light of this scientific breakthrough, a slew of reactionary articles celebrating the “end” of mankind have been wasting my time on the internet. [...]
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I’ve been thinking a lot lately about cunts, and when I say that, I’m not talking about that awful woman with a voice like Mars Attacks who sits next to me at work, talking about her boyfriend all day. No, I’m talking about actual lady’s cunts. Yours and mine, and everyone’s we know. I’ve noticed [...]
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This article first appeared on my RedRoom profile It’s not smart to burn all your bridges in a resignation letter. The world of work is a small place and you never know who you might meet again. A resignation letter that doesn’t disguise your contempt for your boss, those you work with, or the general [...]
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Twenty three today! Happy birthday Lindsay Lohan.
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